“And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, ‘Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.’ And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them. And he went from thence to Mount Carmel, and from thence he returned to Samaria” (2 Kings 2: 23-25, KJV).

 

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Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. (please no illustrations of this).

It's a Miracle !

My favorite also!

This is definitely one of my favourites. 

Especially hilarious because there is absolutely no way of putting the whole 'parable' label on it. One must read this literally. 

God wants you to think of horse genitals. Just do it for him, no questions. This is how you get into heaven, by believing his word.

Reminds me of futa girls on hentai foundary...

Same  one Robert. I call it "Baldilocks and the 2 Bears". I use it anytime I am asked where I get my morals if not from the Bible :-0

Chalk one up for Capt. Picard !

Judges 19:22-30

Now as they were making their hearts merry, behold, the men of the city, certain sons of Belial, beset the house round about, and beat at the door, and spake to the master of the house, the old man, saying, Bring forth the man that came into thine house, that we may know him.

And the man, the master of the house, went out unto them, and said unto them, Nay, my brethren, nay, I pray you, do not so wickedly; seeing that this man is come into mine house, do not this folly.

Behold, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine; them I will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good unto you: but unto this man do not so vile a thing.

But the men would not hearken to him: so the man took his concubine, and brought her forth unto them; and they knew her, and abused her all the night until the morning: and when the day began to spring, they let her go.

Then came the woman in the dawning of the day, and fell down at the door of the man's house where her lord was, till it was light.

And her lord rose up in the morning, and opened the doors of the house, and went out to go his way: and, behold, the woman his concubine was fallen down at the door of the house, and her hands were upon the threshold.

And he said unto her, Up, and let us be going. But none answered. Then the man took her up upon an ass, and the man rose up, and gat him unto his place.

And when he was come into his house, he took a knife, and laid hold on his concubine, and divided her, together with her bones, into twelve pieces, and sent her into all the coasts of Israel.

And it was so, that all that saw it said, There was no such deed done nor seen from the day that the children of Israel came up out of the land of Egypt unto this day: consider of it, take advice, and speak your minds.

12 Pieces, Yikes !

The moral is it is better to send your daughter into prostitution than it is to have sex with another man - especially if he is a guest in your home.

12 Pieces, Yikes !

Hmmm. By my count there's only 11 in the lego depiction: (1) head, (2) torso, (3) right breast, (4) right arm, (5) right hand, (6) left breast (7) (assumed) left arm, (8) (assumed) left hand, (9) pelvis, (10) right leg, and (11) left leg.

And this guy says his Lego Bible is accurate. Bloody heretic!

The moral is it is better to send your daughter into prostitution than it is to have sex with another man - especially if he is a guest in your home.

Amen, brother. Praise His holy name!

Glad to see this scripture here. This is one that I've brought up a few times with people who want to tell me how good God and his kind are.

If I'm not mistaken, wasn't it the tribe of Benjamin who did those horrible things to this woman? As a result, God had the other tribes of Israel just about kill off the tribe of Benjamin altogether. I think he spared a few thousand in the end though.

I find it all quite interesting because the tribe of Benjamin is King Saul's (Samuel and David era) family, as well as the Apostle Paul's (i.e. New Testament epistles) kin. The latter one was once a persecutor of those who were in The Way, but later became a preacher of it. If modern day Christians were to be honest with themselves, they're Paulians, not Christians. Christ followed the Old Testament/Covenant/Teaching/Law, he even says that he came to fulfill the Law, not condemn it. Paul's gospel wasn't as strict as Jesus'. 

Thanks for sharing this. Quite frankly, when I read it while I was a Christian I was happy to see God get pissed about rape. (For once.) Now I just see it as something that should have never happened to begin with then God would not have had to show his wrath. Interesting, he'd rather show his power in vengeance over his love in prevention...sounds like the Republican party. They really are following their god's example.

Then that all brings up the "free will" debate. God honors the rapists and murderers' free will, but not that of the maid servant.

C,

I read what you wrote more than once, and I'm just not picking up what you're putting down.

"God and his kind." Are you an atheist, polytheist, agnostic, antitheist or something else?

Without reviewing Benjamin in scripture, can you share you favorite scripture? I think that was the point of this thread.

You've a quick mention of rape, Republicans and free will. I'm finding you hard to follow.

The subject of this particular thread is one's favorite Bible verse. Did you mean to post to a different thread? 

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