“And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, ‘Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.’ And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them. And he went from thence to Mount Carmel, and from thence he returned to Samaria” (2 Kings 2: 23-25, KJV).

 

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Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. (please no illustrations of this).

It's a Miracle !

My favorite also!

This is definitely one of my favourites. 

Especially hilarious because there is absolutely no way of putting the whole 'parable' label on it. One must read this literally. 

God wants you to think of horse genitals. Just do it for him, no questions. This is how you get into heaven, by believing his word.

Reminds me of futa girls on hentai foundary...

Same  one Robert. I call it "Baldilocks and the 2 Bears". I use it anytime I am asked where I get my morals if not from the Bible :-0

Chalk one up for Capt. Picard !

12 Pieces, Yikes !

The moral is it is better to send your daughter into prostitution than it is to have sex with another man - especially if he is a guest in your home.

C,

I read what you wrote more than once, and I'm just not picking up what you're putting down.

"God and his kind." Are you an atheist, polytheist, agnostic, antitheist or something else?

Without reviewing Benjamin in scripture, can you share you favorite scripture? I think that was the point of this thread.

You've a quick mention of rape, Republicans and free will. I'm finding you hard to follow.

The subject of this particular thread is one's favorite Bible verse. Did you mean to post to a different thread? 

I laughed so hard the first time I heard about this one.

Ezekiel 23: 19-20. "Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Brown chicken brown cow!

Note the anonymity and dominance of indefinite articles. Who are we talking about? It doesn't matter. This is commentary on human nature.

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