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Permalink Reply by Elon Johnson on August 28, 2013 at 1:31pm

I just read this:

"I entered a pun contest to see if I could win...

No pun in ten did"

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Permalink Reply by RobertPiano on August 28, 2013 at 9:17pm

Question: Want to know the secret to a good (Answer: TIMING) joke?

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Permalink Reply by Unseen on August 29, 2013 at 12:38pm

Reminds me of the name of the ancient Chinese art of humor: Tai Ming

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Permalink Reply by archaeopteryx on August 30, 2013 at 8:09pm

Was that written by the same author as Mysterious Trail In the Sand, Wun Hung Lo?

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Permalink Reply by Strega on August 28, 2013 at 9:25pm

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Interrupting cow

Interup....

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Permalink Reply by RobertPiano on August 28, 2013 at 10:19pm

Q:whaddaya call a cow that just had a calf?

A: a decaffeinated cow

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Permalink Reply by H3xx on August 28, 2013 at 9:27pm

Today I got one of my coworkers seriously pissed off at me. I began whistling, "The Chicken Dance" and it became stuck in her head.

*sigh* I miss Looney Toon and Three Stooges style comedy. I'm afraid that Family guy and it's ilk has pretty much ruined the pure joy of the simple, and stupid joke.

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Permalink Reply by RobertPiano on August 28, 2013 at 10:15pm

I went to the doc who says "I've got some bad news and some worse news. First the bad news: you have 24 hours to live." I was like "what could be worse than that, doc?" He says well, we been trying to call you since yesterday !

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Permalink Reply by H3xx on August 28, 2013 at 10:20pm

A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange. Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life."

Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, "How are things going at work?" The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy responds, "No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy." So the doc figures this isn't the reason.

He asks the guy, "How's your home life?" The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago." The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys stress. Guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch." So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.

He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?" The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I sit home, flip on the Playboy channel, grab a bag of Cheetos..."

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Permalink Reply by Ward Cressin on August 29, 2013 at 12:35am

That reminds me of the Cheetos commercial that featured a guy who so loved the taste of Cheetos he'd lick the orange dust off another guy's hand. I wonder if the doctor loves Cheetos that much?

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Permalink Reply by H3xx on August 29, 2013 at 12:19am

Well, I wouldn't be too disappointed. That would have been one of my three wishes. ;)

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Permalink Reply by Reg The Fronkey Farmer on August 29, 2013 at 3:31am

Depends on who you are talking to......video...

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