One of my favorite social past times is telling jokes, light ribbing, making puns, and engaging in word play.
I heard a pretty good joke the other day, and it never fails to get a chuckle from me when I tell it to someone else.
Ask them if they want to hear a joke. (who doesn't?)
After they accept, tell them to say "Knock Knock."
after they say it, ask "Who's there?"
Most people will be very confused as to how they suddenly became the one telling the joke, and many won't know what joke they're telling. Some of my quicker buddies took it in stride and followed up with an actual knock knock joke. Either way, you win. :D
What are some of your favorites?
Well, I wouldn't be too disappointed. That would have been one of my three wishes. ;)
Depends on who you are talking to......video...
Took me a couple of minutes to get that...
A man goes to the doc with burnt cheeks. He tells the doc he was ironing when the phone rang and he put the iron box to his cheek, then he asked what happened to the other cheek, he says, the damn phone rang a second time
How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.