The omnipotent creator of the universe, the Alpha and the Omega, the one who is everywhere and nowhere, who knows every human voice from another, has brought to Earth this only one Son for the salvation of all of mankind.
The one savior of all of mankind, the only hope to avoid the eternal damnation of hell, a horrific suffering unimaginable to humans, which will last an eternity, has been placed on Earth.

Attending the birth of God's only son are the three wise men from vast distances, who were signaled by a heavenly creation, a star coming to life in the night sky. Shepherds were directed by an heavenly apparition, an angel, to witness the birth of their savior, So arrives a multitude of the heavenly host praising God.

With the one true god watching, Mary and Joseph, a multitude of heavenly angels, shepherds and wise men were present to witness this unique event, the birth of the Christ.

There was only one problem. Everyone, including the God, the Angels, all those shepherds, the wise men, Mary, Joseph and Jesus all forgot what day his birthday was. Nobody wrote it down.

Even when Jesus was preaching and curing and whatnot, not once, did he remark, "Oh, did you know today is my birthday?" If so, not one of the 12, not even someone who regained his sight thought to ask, "Hey Peter, Jesus gave me my sight back and I'd like to get him something special for his birthday . . . ."

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