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Permalink Reply by Reggie on April 18, 2010 at 11:40pm

Ha! And I bet he would, too.

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Permalink Reply by Benn McNulty on April 18, 2010 at 11:40pm

And yet i doubt the pope would get away with half the things that God's done and i'm not speaking legally. Hitler was a saint compared to God (well I never would have thought I would say that).

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Permalink Reply by Dave G on April 19, 2010 at 1:50am

Only if we can also arrest Santa Claus for untold counts of breaking and entering.

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Permalink Reply by Benn McNulty on April 19, 2010 at 1:51am

and theft of cookies and milk

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Permalink Reply by Nelson on April 19, 2010 at 2:01am

that bastard! :)

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Permalink Reply by Dave G on April 19, 2010 at 2:06am

Would it be extortion of cookies and milk, like protection money?

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Permalink Reply by Reggie on April 19, 2010 at 7:37am

Whose to say that Santa is not also fondling children? Why do they have to sit in his lap and tell him what they want? Sounds like a pervert, to me.

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Permalink Reply by Jānis Ķimsis on April 19, 2010 at 7:37am

Did he actually rape Mary? I haven't gotten that far in the bible, but I thought that he sent an angel ahead to let Mary know he was coming for a booty call.

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Permalink Reply by Benn McNulty on April 19, 2010 at 7:43am

despite not having read the entire bible from my understanding what happened was that he basically sent an angel who said "Guess what? You are pregnent with the boy who will go on to become the saviour of the world. Good luck with that! by the by, no child support for you!"

as i'm not omniscient feel free to correct me anyone who knows better

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Permalink Reply by elaine kilshaw on April 19, 2010 at 10:02am

Here I go again. I have been laughing all morning again reading CJ Weleman'book 'Gates Hates You,hate him back'
If I heard a voice that told me to kill I would run miles or put myself in a safe house away from others.
Surely any sane person would question the bible.

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