Laughs, thanks for that joke! I'm a Brit (in Vermont now) and that made me laugh!
I wouldn't want to give up Key West as a vacation spot...
Well, I'd have something to say about that, since I live in the South. A lot of my friends would, too. And moving isn't necessarily an option for all of us -- Birmingham, Alabama has the lowest cost of living in the US, we might not make it in a place that required a higher cost of living.