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Permalink Reply by Dan on September 22, 2009 at 8:46pm

"You bring me my CHEEZ-WHIZ ,Boy?!"

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Permalink Reply by Morgan Matthew on September 22, 2009 at 9:23pm

Turn off/mute the music on this video to watch it.

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Permalink Reply by Dave G on September 23, 2009 at 10:53am

"Don't worry, the religious nuts got it all wrong."

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Permalink Reply by Brutus on September 29, 2009 at 2:31pm

"Oops, you're here too early. Back you go!"

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Permalink Reply by Cara Coleen on October 1, 2009 at 1:02am

Good job on passing the test! It was pretty clever, huh? All those Christians thought they had it right, but didn't they realize it was just too easy to find all the answers written down for them in a book? It was very lazy and unconvincing, but YOU... you really dug for the answers. Welcome!"

lol... gay, but... yeah...

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Permalink Reply by Brutus on October 9, 2009 at 5:55pm

Gay?

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Permalink Reply by Doug Reardon on October 1, 2009 at 3:12pm

Gotcha!

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Permalink Reply by Prazzie on October 1, 2009 at 3:39pm

I would agree with the "I'm sorry" and would also like to hear "there is no hell". I don't think I could enjoy heaven knowing there is a hell. Then, I'd like a clear explanation of how the whole set-up is possible, how does this heaven thing work, ey Lord?

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Permalink Reply by Galen on October 11, 2009 at 7:39am

"Don't worry, those nuts got it all wrong. Heaven is like the Nexus from Star Trek: Generations. You get to decide what it is, time has no meaning, etc. Enjoy your eternity doing whatever the fuck you want and never hearing from me again."

And yes, I do want God to say "fuck" for sure :D

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Permalink Reply by Jānis Ķimsis on October 11, 2009 at 4:21pm

I think what I'd like to hear is the last message of God to His creation from Douglas Adams' Hitchhikers Guide: "We're sorry for the inconvenience".

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