Excellent.......I shall have some fun with this just like I did when this site was launched...lol.
So did Adam and Eve have belly buttons? How did Eve have a conversation with a snake if snakes have no ears.....and other deep theological questions.....haha
Did Cain and Able marry their sisters?
No Cain and Able were Gay and married each other. They then got in a domestic fight where one of them was accidentally killed.
A sad ending to the first Gay marriage. (or at least that's how I remember it)
What I would like to know is does Jesus watch people having sex? How do religious people tune out that thought when they're bumping uglies?
According to Leviticus (an absolute goldmine of biblical weirdness), " Bringing unauthorized fire before God" is punishable by death." (Lev 10:1)
I don't want to die, so where do I go to get my fire authorized?