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Permalink Reply by Lindsey on March 17, 2010 at 1:23pm

Well, Hell is supposed to be unpleasant, and theres nothing more unpleasant than being surrounded by Christian Fundamentalists for all eternity.

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Permalink Reply by Chuck G on March 17, 2010 at 8:36pm

This list is more interesting for what it leaves off. I wonder if you're off the hook if your hobby is missing from the list. Lets see: already mentioned: murderers, rapists, plus; sadists, masochists, beastility(ists) err animal lovers, politicians, gluttons, narcissists, transvestites, etc.

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Permalink Reply by Matthew on March 17, 2010 at 11:56pm

Drunk-Check
Liar-Check
Thief-Check (in younger years)
Blasphemer-Check
Money Lover-Check (makes you able to eat, have a place to live ect, in the world)
Pegan-I looked into this for a VERY short period of time
Homosexual-I was molested by a man when I was a boy, does this make me one?
Atheist-Check
Gambler-I have gambled a few times in Vegas. Check!
Porn-lover-CHECK!!!!!!!!
Whoermonger-Check (I'm a Sailor for Christ's Fucking Sake!!)
Evolutionists-Check
Pot Smoker-Check (In HS and who didnt?)
Fornicators-Check!!
Masturbator-Check!!!!
Hypocrites-Check!

That leaves out 3. But there is no way I am becoming a woman. The other 2 are supernatural bullshit so that isnt going to happen either!...

Not to mention the theory of the Christian Hell is just absurd!!

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Permalink Reply by Kris Feenstra on March 18, 2010 at 2:45am

Drunkard - no

Liar - not characteristically, but of course I do lie

Thief - no... just so long as you never look at my music or movie collections. wait, what did I put down for liar again?

Sports Fan - not really

Blasphemer - Jesus fucking Christ, of course!

Money-lover - no

Pagan - probably not; define 'pagan'

Homosexuals - no, I don't like to limit myself. I'll sleep with whomever I connect with on the right levels, provided it's all reciprocal of course

Prostitute - no, but not for lack of trying. I just don't know how to market myself, I guess.

Witch - I thought that was the same thing as being pagan as far as Christians were concerned? no, I'm not a witch, but I did watch a Harry Potter movie once.

Atheist - yes

Gambler - no... unless you ask Pascal

Porn-lover - no. it's not that I have anything against porn per se; it's just that the lighting and composition always suck

Whoremonger - no

Child Molester - no

Evolutionist - no more than I am a gravity-ist

Pot Smoker - I'm open to abusing it in brownie form instead if it's less sinful, but I'm worried it will lead to gluttony

Lesbian - no, but if I could try it I would. sexual discrimination!

Fornicator - not as often as I'd like

Masturbator - I think my answer to the previous 'sin' clears up the answer here just fine.

Hypocrite - not characteristically, but everyone is a hypocrite sometimes

Psychic - thankfully no. if I could peer into the mind of whoever created this sign, I'd probably feel the urge to kill myself

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Permalink Reply by Pinko Commie on March 18, 2010 at 2:54am

I was reading the list on the image and I got stuck on pot smokers. Really? God cares if someone smokes pot? Evidently meth heads, heroine addicts, crack smokers, and everyone else is a-ok but have a drink or smoke a joint, and you're going to HELL!!

Which is fine. If I can smoke pot in hell, I'll go to hell. At least it'll be mildly amusing.

And actually, it even makes sense that they wouldn't put hard drug abusers on the list as people who abuse (I'm not talking dabblers, I'm talking abusers) harder drugs tend to do a bit of brain damage to themselves, making them better candidates for religious conversion anyway. Those people are doing half the work of the missionaries for them!

I'm totally going to smoke a bowl right...now.

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Permalink Reply by Jason Wagner on March 31, 2010 at 5:49pm

Unfortunately this list includes too many Christians for my liking. If there was a personal hell for me it would include the Christians on that list.

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Permalink Reply by Nathan Hevenstone on April 8, 2010 at 9:18pm

Drunkard - no
Liar - yes
Thief - see my music collection...
Sports fan - mostly just Baseball
Blasphemer - Screw God, Jesus, and the Angels. Satan's all right, though... Wouldn't mind me a hot devil chick, either... :D
Money-Lover - Actually, I hate having money, but I love having things. I need money to have things, so...
Pagan - I was for a little while, and in some ways still enjoy it... in a purely naturalistic sense.
Homosexual - Nope... straight as an arrow
Prostitutes - No...
Witch - I've done magic, but the fake kind...
Atheist - No sh*t, Sherlock...
Gambler - Does spending about $10 total on Mega-Millions a year when the Jackpot is over $100 million count?
Porn-Lover - Prefer the amateur stuff to the fake, "professional" crap (mostly because it's hotter when she's getting the most pleasure), but HELLS YEAH! (sorry feminists... please don't hate me)
Whoremongers - Um... what does this even mean?
Child Molesters - You know what... I'd actually agree with them on this one... hate these people about as much as I hate rapists and serial killers...
Evolutionist - I am also a Gravityist, a Big-Bangist, a DNAist, and a Germist.
Pot smoker - Um... duh
Lesbian - If I'm not straight, then I'm a Lesbian trapped in a man's body (kinda like Eddie Izzard... though I've never worn women's clothes before).
Fornicators - I am quite sad to admit that, at 22 (23 in May), this still does not apply to me. FML.
Masturbators - It's all I have right now... (okay... not entirely true... I also have music and food and exercise and porn... :P)
Hypocrites - Why do I feel like this would apply quite well to those people surrounding that sign and the person or people holding it?
Psychics - No, thank FSM. That would suck...

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Permalink Reply by Lindsey on April 8, 2010 at 9:53pm

Drunkard: No
Liar: Little white lies like everyone tells at some point. If thats enough to get you to Hell, Heaven would be pretty damn empty
Thieves: Do free MP3's count?
Sports Fans: Not really
Blasphemer: Oh Jesus, fuck yeah!
Money-Lover: I like it well enough
Pagan: No, although I looked into it at one point
Homosexual: yes
Prostitute: Not in a billion years
Witch: I brought a gris-gris bag once as a souvenir...
Atheist: and proud of it
Gambler: Do scratch cards count?
Porn lover: Nah
Whoremonger: Not that I know of
Child Molester: Definately not. This is probably the only one that actually deserves to be up there
Evolutionist: I'm a reality-ist...so yes
Pot smoker: I did hookah once, which may or may not have contained an illegal substance, but otherwise no
Lesbian: Yes. This one is just redundant. I think he just wanted both sides of the list to be even
Fornicator: Not yet
Masturbator: Nope
Hypocrite: Maybe sometimes, but no where near the level most fundies are at
Psychic: No, but I could probably stare at a tea leaf and make shit up if I wanted to

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Permalink Reply by Gayle Gordon on April 8, 2010 at 11:18pm

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Permalink Reply by Keith A. Szilagyi on April 9, 2010 at 9:38pm

It's way easier for me to list the things on the list not sending me to hell.


Pagan
Homosexual
Prostitute
Witch
Child Molester
Lesbian (for some reason I was disqualified)
Psychics

Yeah I do or have done everything else.

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