Why am I going to hell:
- Drunkard [on occasion - I even entered chat once drunk... and you could tell because I was slurring in text. lol]
- Liar [GUILTY!! And if anyone says they're not guilty! You're a dirty liar! lol]
- Sports Fan [ I enjoy myself some baseball and (American) football]
- Blaphemer [Cheeses is Lard! Cheeses dried for our shins!]
- Money-Lover [Okay... I admit it! I like cash!]
- Atheist [DUH!!!]
- Gambler [I enjoy nice poker games! LET'S GET SOME STRIP POKER GOING! YEAH! Or maybe some beer pong!]
- Evolutionist [Okay... so I'm going to Hell because I know the truth?! WTF?!]
- Mastrubator [If you don't do this... you're not normal]
- Hypocrite [Okay... so sometimes I am a hypocrite! CRUCIFY ME JEBUS!!]
Interesting... I notice how the person has separated "homosexuals" and "lesbians." Are they unaware that lesbians ARE homosexuals? Or do they just deny that a woman that isn't interested in men could possibly be JUST THAT... not interested in men? - When I listen to homophobic talk about lesbians... it's like the homophobe cannot consider the possibility that a woman could be uninterested in sexual relationships with men for any other reason than "she hates men?" WTH is up with that anyway? I know a couple lesbians and they definitely DON'T hate men. This protester has [implicitly] denied that lesbians are REALLY homosexuals... which reveals that he/she [can't see person holding sign] is also a sexist in disguise.
Ha ha ha ha, awesome! I knew I was one of hell's most wanted for some reason or another, but damn...
Drunkard, liar, thief (not as proud of that one, but it's in the past), sports fan, blasphemer, money-lover, pagan (not for the beliefs, just for the holidays), prostitute (ya, I accepted cash for a favor twice), atheist, gambler, evolutionist, pot smoker, fornicator, masturbator... Take that devil! Should I bring a bathing suit to hell when I come?
I do have to honestly say that I'm impressed they managed to spell everything correctly.