No , wait , it’s not about alcohol , it’s about religion !
But before getting to my point , I wanna just mention some
funny facts that both drunk and theist people have in common:
They both talk nonsense .
They both have special places : bars versus churches ... .
They both pay money .
They both get violent most of the time .
They both think they are right .
The list is long , feel free to add to it .
Unlike excessive drunkers , theists don’t have hangovers even if they consume too much religion . The only time they do is when they become Atheists ( my case , I don’t like generalisations ).
Some Symptomes of religion hangeover I suffered from :
Swearing to god even if I don’t believe in it .
God’s image haunted me from time to time (don’t laugh ).
Doing things in a particular manner not because it was the “right” way , but because religion told me it was the only right way to do them .
The first time I spitted on the Koran , I freaked out ( again, don’t laugh ).
Did you have the same Symptoms ? if not , then please share !!
And who doesn’t like beer ?? J
Well sometimes I say "I swear to God on a stack of Bibles" but anybody that knows me will roll their eyes.
I swear to God on a stack of Bibles I saw a Youtube video where Anderson Cooper all but admitted he was gay.
LOL, yeah, I know - I get a little out of line sometimes.
No offense to Anderson Cooper. I like him as a news journalist, gay or straight or whatever.
and the funny thing about drunkers..
like when they say, nope I'm not drunk who said that? :)