God I'm giving you a thread on Think Atheist ... I have a few questions that me and my friends would like answered ... like what you'd like us to do and why ... or how it all came into being ... await your response
Dear God, why did you design the universe so that it appears to have evolved through natural processes without any intelligent designer at all? Same for all the life here on Earth. Why would you trick us into thinking you're not real and then punish us when we fall for your elaborate hoax? Are you really that big of an asshole?
I asked this one back in Catholic School. I got plenty of answers from his "mouthpieces," but he wouldn't speak to me. How rude! After that, I figured he resigned as CEO (substitute your own meaning) and moved to The Bahamas. I heard he's got a hamburger joint there.
If you supposedly exist, God, why not just project yourself on that big projector called the sky and just let us all know that you are there so that way everyone knows? Others say that it would take away our agency to have faith if you revealed yourself...but my parents didn't send me off somewhere else to be raised and told that "oh, you really do have a parent, but he is never available and you can't see him and you are never worthy, but he loves you and you need to have faith that you even have a parent even though I can never produce him, but make sure to love your parent and such." Nope, they were there for me and yet I still had the agency to love them, obey them, rebel from them or hate, even with them being right there! So what's your excuse? I just don't get it...