Why did it take god only 6 days to create the entire universe, but 40 days to flood it and kill everybody except Noah's family? Then they spent about a year more on the boat until dry land was found. They should have a lot of poop on that boat...
How can god create a plague that kills only first-born kids, but somehow he can't make a plague that kills only murderers and rapists? Why does god's will manifest itself when gay people die of HIV, but not when straight people or attractive children die of HIV?
god is perfect, and he sent his son to tell us to love one another, yet his son's philosophy is used to kill more people than anything else. Is that perfection?
These are the things that no longer keep me up at night, but they did get me kicked out of my church. (Missouri Synod Lutheran Loony)