I commend you for remaining married to a creationist. I know there are a lot of factors besides that which contribute to a marriage, but I'm not sure I could deal with that one. How do you do it?
It's funny - that's probably what they basically think about atheists.
Then your friend is stupid. Don't worry, everyone has friends that are stupid.
Yes, don't lose your stupid friends. You may need them when you want to borrow some money or need help moving.
Send him the link to the Top 100 conspiracy theories of all time. If he was a stamp collector, you'd send him stamps wouldn't you?
My favorite conspiracy is the one that says that the government has boxcars fitted with shackles and guillotines to dispose of Christians and other enemies of the New World Order.
Whoa, I am a stamp collector. Send them to me.
Seriously? What kind of stamps?
Sounds like your friend is trying to provoke you deliberately. Don't tell him anything. He is too brainwashed to realize the invalidity of his rejection to factual evidence.
Seriously? Larry. What brought this up. Wow............anyway...it is a bit
stormy over here. Wait r u tricking me or somethin' because that whole dinosaur
thing u said was really random. How r u doing? I'm not shocked at all. Nice try
Do you like this guy or good friend with him? Based on your reply you seem a bit concerned about his motives to asking you that particular question in terms of you trying avoid confrontation with this person.