Ezekiel 23:20 WTF! Is this not the greatest passage ever?

After reading the bible over a year ago, i seem to forget about all of the "good" ones. but i like it even better like this. i get to find them and laugh all over again!

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There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. - Ezekiel 23:20
Go Bible, Go Bible. It's your birthday!
Why don't they say this in sunday school?
OMG they let CHILDREN read this?! THINK OF THE CHILDREN, PROTECT THE CHILDREN, SAVE THE CHILDREN, BLAH BLAH BLAH!
Exactly!
Well I'm all turned on now.......
~cringe~
lol made my day
Ezekiel actually has another little gem I love.. I've been meaning to do a fanfic write up on it.
God sends a bear to eat little kids because they make fun of some baldy for not having hair!
That passage is in 2 Kings 2:23-24, too! There's a video about it on youtube that's quite hilarious, too:

I hope I link this right! She-Bears ftw!
Brant, thanks for makin my day! Anyway, talk to ya laterz...
Does this qualify the bible to be sold in an erotica shop? It opens up more of the market. Or maybe christians just like comparing sex to animals.
Nee-ayw!
What a good idea. I must carry a bible with me although it will pain me to do so, so I may spout out passages of the bible when approached by anyone trying to force their beliefs on me.

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