Ezekiel 23:20 WTF! Is this not the greatest passage ever?
After reading the bible over a year ago, i seem to forget about all of the "good" ones. but i like it even better like this. i get to find them and laugh all over again!
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Permalink Reply by Gaytor on -
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. - Ezekiel 23:20
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Permalink Reply by Galen on -
OMG they let CHILDREN read this?! THINK OF THE CHILDREN, PROTECT THE CHILDREN, SAVE THE CHILDREN, BLAH BLAH BLAH!
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Permalink Reply by Morgan Matthew on -
Exactly!
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Permalink Reply by Misty: Baytheist Living! on -
Well I'm all turned on now.......
~cringe~
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Permalink Reply by NuCLear_miNdEd on -
lol made my day
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Permalink Reply by Misty: Baytheist Living! on
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Ezekiel actually has another little gem I love.. I've been meaning to do a fanfic write up on it.
God sends a bear to eat little kids because they make fun of some baldy for not having hair!
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Permalink Reply by Ashli Axtell on -
That passage is in 2 Kings 2:23-24, too! There's a video about it on youtube that's quite hilarious, too:
I hope I link this right! She-Bears ftw!
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Permalink Reply by Christopher McGuire on -
Brant, thanks for makin my day! Anyway, talk to ya laterz...
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Permalink Reply by Eoganacht on -
Does this qualify the bible to be sold in an erotica shop? It opens up more of the market. Or maybe christians just like comparing sex to animals.
Nee-ayw!
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Permalink Reply by elaine kilshaw on -
What a good idea. I must carry a bible with me although it will pain me to do so, so I may spout out passages of the bible when approached by anyone trying to force their beliefs on me.
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