Does GOD have a penis and balls?


Now I already know that this is very very silly.....however, I was sitting here thinking, when the Bible quotation about  "making man in his own image" came to mind. Now, if the answer is YES, then what does he do with them?

If its NO, then what else is missing?

 

Perhaps everything maybe....?

 

Either way this is not a happy situation.

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Exactly, what are they for? Does he get "morning wood" like most healthy human males? Does he ever have nocturnal emissions?

 

And if we're made in his image does that mean he also has poorly "designed" eyes like humans do (with the blind spot, etc.)? Is he susceptible to optical illusions because of the (imperfect) way our brains process visual information? Does he have male pattern balding?

 

A similar question is whether Adam had reproductive organs. Unless the reason is "because God has them", then it doesn't make much sense that Adam would have reproductive organs either, because God apparently wasn't even planning (?!) to create a woman until he realized that Adam wasn't satisfied with other animal companions.

 

wow...this actually never occurred to me...

 

its good to know :D

If I'm made in god's image, god has a stinky anus.

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