Do Opossum Go To Heaven?

The last time he came in here I threw him out and told him not to come back.

Well he came back and now he's dead.

Wasn't there a movie a while ago "All Dogs go to Heaven"?

So now the question is do Opossum get to go too?

Tomorrow I will have to open the floor and fix the bullet holes in the plumbing, I think the nasty thing should go straight to HELL!

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Permalink Reply by Reg The Fronkey Farmer on May 23, 2017 at 1:29pm

Is that where they escaped to?? I was wondering. They are easy to farm and make good petting animals for frustrated witless Jehovah Witnesses. I would not presume to know too much about opossums.

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Permalink Reply by Davis Goodman on May 23, 2017 at 2:51pm

Sometimes I think that this website is nothing but a hategroup against Possums. Its almost like you are obsessed with attacking the mountain of negative qualities of Possums and ignoring the mole hill of positive ones. After all...Possums are just a concept.

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Permalink Reply by Gregg RThomas on May 23, 2017 at 9:14am

Davis you may be right I put a bowl of water in there with some of the cat's food (I tell myself I'm ore-baiting a trap that I don't have yet).

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Permalink Reply by Gregg RThomas on May 23, 2017 at 9:38am

pre-baiting not ore-baiting...however now that I think about it maybe the UMF would prefer rocks to eat, he certainly has enough teeth for the job.

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Permalink Reply by Pope Beanie on May 21, 2017 at 2:39pm

Awwww, sweet!

Name it Bambi!

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Permalink Reply by Gregg RThomas on May 23, 2017 at 9:31am

Gentlemen we mustn't forget these creatures are from the UMF Kingdom, we can't let our guard down or EVIL VILE thoughts will take over our minds. Did you notice that vile and evil are composed from the same four letters? That's doG speaking to us in a mysterious way.

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Permalink Reply by Pope Beanie on May 23, 2017 at 4:21pm

Haha, and GOOGLE respells into GLOOGE. (ok i just made that up on the fly)

So if you have any predatory animules (err animals) you want to keep hanging around, don't forget *not* to put rat poison out in public (err, outdoors).

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Permalink Reply by Pope Beanie on May 23, 2017 at 4:25pm

(So I looked up ore-baiting and google corrected me. You can say now that you just "pwned" me.)

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Permalink Reply by Gregg RThomas on May 24, 2017 at 7:41pm

I got enough crap in my life owning a pope is the last thing I want.

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Permalink Reply by Gregg RThomas on May 24, 2017 at 7:39pm

Elvis the baby pussum has left the building...thank the baby jessy. I hope he has a wonderful life somewhere else.

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Permalink Reply by Gregg RThomas on May 27, 2017 at 3:41am

Turns out the UMF was in fact a MOM and one of her kids is currently in my bathroom eating cat food and drinking fresh water. Tomorrow I'm calling the Possum People to come get him. I guess Elvis didn't really leave the building after all. :)