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Permalink Reply by Yahweh on February 11, 2011 at 4:41am

I don't know how it would prove I am God. It seems that it's a fairly popular explanation amongst theists.

 

 

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Permalink Reply by Eoganacht on February 10, 2011 at 11:50pm

How to be a God.

Make a world that takes you 6 days even though you have infinte power.

Make things.

Make things that destroy your first things.

Give the first things things to defend themselves against the second things.

Destroy Humanity, but feel sorry enough to let one strange group of rejects to live and repopulate the planet.

Favour one group other the others and kill the others off.

Deny the one true Truth to those who accidentily happen to live on the otherside of the planet where your chosen bronzeaged people cannot possible get to in order to tell them the truth.

Inpregnate yourself in a jewish virgin's uterus without asking or considering your own ethnics.

Kill yourself to redeem humanity's 'sins' that you define beforehand just to 'forgive' them.

Disappear for 2000 years.

Destroy the World as you said you would in an book that caused suffering and not only stopped but put back scientific development for over a thousand years.

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Permalink Reply by connectionfailure on February 11, 2011 at 12:16am

Thats hilarious! I really like it.

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Permalink Reply by Yahweh on February 11, 2011 at 4:42am

Hmm, I see now. I have a ton of work ahead of me then!

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Permalink Reply by Jon Heim on February 11, 2011 at 10:27am

epic win.

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Permalink Reply by Loop Johnny on February 11, 2011 at 12:46pm

Now we need the nuclear launch codes.

 

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Permalink Reply by scLovely on February 11, 2011 at 12:06am

Once man figures out how to write, you will need a book inspired by you but written by man. In this book, you must say that this book is true because the book says so. Since the book is true, you will have man write that you are real. No one can dispute it because it is written in the book. Therefore, you and the book are true and you and the book are real.

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Permalink Reply by Bryan B on February 11, 2011 at 7:48am

The mormons worked hard to repress this video. They are a bizarre bunch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ervaWt03Z3w

Turns out they are quite racist too.

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Permalink Reply by msjessev on February 11, 2011 at 11:41am

that was entertaining... lol

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Permalink Reply by Jill L. Henderson on February 11, 2011 at 2:06pm

Wow, just wow.

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Permalink Reply by Bryan B on February 11, 2011 at 6:11pm

Ya I knew they weird but not this bad. This is as bad as sceintology. Although "cursed to be born with black skin" is just really, really bad.

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Permalink Reply by Yahweh on February 11, 2011 at 9:14pm

I never knew that black skinned was actually a curse from god. Terrible

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