You foolish scientists, evolutionists, secularists, and non-Christians unwisely choose to ignore the Bible. But folks, the Bible is the SOLE truth and the SOLE way to heaven. No way around it. You can't try to distract Peter while you're in front of the heaven door, you'll just have to drop to hell and burn right next to your Satanist and Atheist friends. Turn now or you're dead!
Here's the thing. I can't make myself believe something. I either believe it or I do not. I realize that religious people feel that they MUST believe some things, so they go through a certain mental gymnastic to make themselves believe something when they don't. That kind of self-deception may come easily to believers, but I decline to participate in something so plainly dishonest.