Crazy Theist Discussion Post on Facebook: "Convert to Christianity or go to Hell!"

You foolish scientists, evolutionists, secularists, and non-Christians unwisely choose to ignore the Bible. But folks, the Bible is the SOLE truth and the SOLE way to heaven. No way around it. You can't try to distract Peter while you're in front of the heaven door, you'll just have to drop to hell and burn right next to your Satanist and Atheist friends. Turn now or you're dead!

(Check out how people dissed this troll here: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/topic.php?uid=2214654109&topi... )

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That's a good point... And for the Catholics -- who believe in transubstantiation, that the wine literally is the blood of Christ -- how can they so casually substitute grape juice? Can they also make milk turn into the blood of Christ? Coca Cola? Pina Coladas?
"Communion Happy Hour: Bartender wanted."
I think the Catholics still use wine. And dead guy. Blood and dead guy before breakfast.
Brutus - I was never a catholic, but I always did find the whole "literal body of Christ thing" in communion disturbing. I never said anything out of respect to catholics, but if they believe they're "literally eating the body of christ" then doesn't that mean that, technically, they are "engaging in 'miraculous' cannibalism?" A little disturbing...
Hannibal Lecter might like it though, lol! ^_^
If it was water to single-malt Scotch, I would get on board. If only there were folks who could work that miracle of turning water to Scotch. Oh wait, there are--in Scotland.
Misty... OMG!!! That's sounds too much like that cult of several hundred people that all committed suicide at once by drink poisoned Kool-aid. [shiver]
I watch too many scary movies.
oops slipped my mind that the cult leader's name was Jim Jones.
brilliant
But, but, but, making wine was JC's first miracle. Not a terribly impressive first try, I'll grant you, but a miracle nonetheless.

Edit: Nevermind, Misty beat me to it!
I think he is a fine fellow whose reputation has been besmirched by religious fanatics. And he does have all the best booze.
Awesome! I wanna go to Hell! ^_^
Ill take the rot-gut burbon as long as there is a chaser of some kind of soda. I would like coke but then because its a plane to hell, it would prolly be diet shasta or something.

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