You foolish scientists, evolutionists, secularists, and non-Christians unwisely choose to ignore the Bible. But folks, the Bible is the SOLE truth and the SOLE way to heaven. No way around it. You can't try to distract Peter while you're in front of the heaven door, you'll just have to drop to hell and burn right next to your Satanist and Atheist friends. Turn now or you're dead!
I always feel kinda bad for these people. It's like they have a learning disability that no one can seem to help them with. They are incapable of THINKING and just trust and believe like naive little lambs. I always like to tell these people that I hear hell is warm all year 'round just to my liking. Plus, I don't recall Lucifer lying outright in the Bible, unlike The Super-Duper Omnipotent One. I prefer honesty in my leaders.
The comments from some of the other believers only further convince me that many Christians are idiots. I especially love the "Bible is a metaphor" defense in validating the contradictions and abhorrent acts contained therein.
"seriously dude shut the fuck up. how can u condone slavery? if it said in the bible to continuously rape ur own mother and starve her to the point of dying would u do it?"
Unfortunately, God's word is God's word. It must be done. But remember that He did not say that we MUST have slaves but that it was okay. What is immoral to you is moral to God. God is the ultimate moral judge of all; your petty arguments about its morality is nothing to what He has said.
That's a complete waste of my hate. I reserve my hate for things that actually exist...like the damn cable people; why can't they ever show up on time? Maybe they hate me, so it works...I'll just hate them back.