Counter Protest Signs for the Westboro Baptist Church

It seems that the WBC is coming here to protest the deaths of our two firemen in Webster. I am looking forward to going out with some signage since I am off for a few days.

I know there are numerous pictures of counter protest signs on the Internet, but I was hoping to show up with a few fresh ideas if any of you had some. I had a few thoughts:

"I Believe in Crazy"
"<-- WBC, Allowed to Reproduce"
"Teach Your Children Well"
"<-- Do Unto Others, I Forget the Rest..."
"God Hates White Zin"

Any ideas, if you are saving them up for your own local protest, I'll understand ;^)

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Permalink Reply by Gregg R Thomas on December 27, 2012 at 1:18am

Ski masks and rubber hoses.

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Permalink Reply by Reg The Fronkey Farmer on December 27, 2012 at 5:49am

We had plenty of pictures here but I can't find the blog. I will search later. One TA member was here

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Permalink Reply by Hank Hell on December 27, 2012 at 8:15am

"Fred Phelps wears adult diapers."

"Shirly Phelps has herpes"

"Rejoice, for jesus rots!"

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Permalink Reply by Kim on December 27, 2012 at 8:56am

God loves pie!

Fred Phelps, Cryptkeeper!

Look! Free Nuts!

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Permalink Reply by Reg The Fronkey Farmer on December 27, 2012 at 11:25am

HaHa found it. This is great. Kudos to Jason in video 1.

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Permalink Reply by Dale Headley on December 27, 2012 at 1:55pm

"Inbreeding = intolerance"

"God just hates"

"Bellevue called - your cot is ready"

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Permalink Reply by Kairan Nierde on December 27, 2012 at 6:44pm

I think you should surround their protest with a wall of counter-protestors holding larger signs filled with facts about the natural word and refutations of their beliefs.

Did you know that WBC believe they are the only humans who can be raptured? So they go out and spew this hatered, not with the intent to "save" others but really just to revel in their righteousness and shit on the rest of us irredeemable fecks. Also, controversy brings in donations from like-minded Christzombies.

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Permalink Reply by Strega on December 27, 2012 at 7:04pm

Dear Jesus, Please Rapture the Phelps ASAP!

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Permalink Reply by James Cox on December 27, 2012 at 11:20pm

Would the Phelps, 'at the right hand of the father', be a welcome addition to 'God's court?

Such a group could tax 'the father' out of a billion years of growth, or send him to the seventh level of hell, to get some peace!

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Permalink Reply by _Robert_ on December 28, 2012 at 7:49am

God would be like "just sit over there and shut your big mouth, you moron"

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Permalink Reply by SteveInCO on December 27, 2012 at 9:17pm

I have a somewhat tongue-in-cheek theory that the Rapture did indeed happen May 21 of last year as Camping predicted, and that all those favored by doG did indeed get raptured. "But no one disappeared that day!" you say? Exactly!

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Permalink Reply by James Cox on December 27, 2012 at 10:18pm

As I read parts of the bible, I was of the impression that only 144000 of the elect would be raptured. If so, would we even notice out of the ~7 billion. A few cars emthy, a few jobs not finished, a few sick people disapearing from their hospital beds, etc, hardly a statistical blip.