My bio can be found on any major Post Office bulletin board. Absolutely not my
best picture, but then I was not the one who chose the photographer.
Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings with a single bound, I am charming beyond description and winner of the Mr. America contest (twice) without entering.
A Flagrant violator of socially acceptable behavior, I am bored, angry and only
marginally intelligent, a walking contradiction of myself, consistently inconsistent, a prudish pervert, a violent pacifist, and an ordained atheist priest. I am the last of my tribe standing - the last tree to fall.
Four Noble Truths
1. Suffering exists
2. Suffering arises from attachment to desires
3. Suffering ceases when attachment to desire ceases
4. Freedom from suffering is possible by practicing the Eightfold Path
Noble Eightfold Path
|Three Qualities||Eightfold Path|
|Wisdom (panna)||Right View|
|Morality (sila)||Right Speech|
|Meditation (samadhi)||Right Effort|