Just curious...

What do you say when someone sneezes? Does it bother you that "Bless you" is short for "God bless you"? Does it even matter?

I personally prefer "Salud," which is Spanish for "health."

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I'm 70% sure I thought it was bleshoo too. There are a couple of common little phrases like this that people mangle, where the poor pronunciation kept me in the dark until I started reading. Bleshoo for sharing that, you jogged my memory.

You're welcome Kairan.  It made sense to me that people would say bleshoo because it seemed like an onomatopoeic word.  Someone sneezes: "achoo."  Someone responds: "bleshoo" haha

I've been thinking a LOT, recently, about how much my speaking might have improved when I started reading.  I remember a story by a comedian who first heard a Catholic prayer during a funeral and thought 'and unto the Holy Ghost' was 'and into the hole he goes'.

Actin' funny, but I don't know why
'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy
- Jimi Hendrix

Here are the top 100 misheard lyrics of all time as ranked by our viewers!

  1. Robert Palmer: Addicted To Love
    Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
    (This one's a scream: the submitter thought it was a song about Michael Jackson.)
  2. Abba: Dancing Queen
    See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen
  3. Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody
    The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeeeeeeee....
  4. Traditional: We Wish You A Merry Christmas
    Check your p***y
  5. Madonna: Like a Virgin
    Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time.
  6. Bee Gees: Stayin' Alive
    Steak and a Knife, Steak and a Knife
  7. OneRepublic: Apologize
    It's too late to order fries
  8. Bee Gees: More Than A Woman
    Bald-headed woman... bald-headed woman to me
  9. Fifth Dimension: Aquarius
    This is the dawning of the Age of Asparugus, Asparugus
  10. Cyndi Lauper: Time After Time
    Suitcase, Dramamine
  11. Mudvayne: Dull Boy
    All work and no play makes me a dough boy
  12. Toto: Africa
    There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do.
  13. Starship: We Built This City
    We built this city on logs and coal
  14. R.E.M.: Losing My Religion
    Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight.
  15. Rolling Stones: Beast Of Burden
    I'll never leave your pizza burnin'.
  16. National Anthems: Oh Canada
    Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze...
  17. Metallica: Fuel
    give me two, give me five, give me a dollar fifty five!
  18. Elvis Presley: Hound Dog
    You ain't never pornographic and you ain't no friend of mine
  19. Alice Cooper: Poison
    I wanna love you but your hips are a little bit pointed
  20. Black Eyed Peas: Boom Boom Pow
    Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Kat ...
  21. Demi Lovato: Skyscraper
    Like a Scottish raper.
  22. Psy: Gangnam Style
    Oprah got no style!
  23. Starship: We Built This City
    My pony plays the mamba
  24. Elvis Presley: Hound Dog
    You ain't never gone (gonna) rabid and you ain't no friend ...
  25. Black Eyed Peas: Boom Boom Pow
    Text the ladies extra longer
  26. J. Geils Band: Centerfold
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  27. Bryan Adams: Summer Of '69
    Got my first real sex dream, I was 5 at the time. Played it...
  28. Celine Dion: Alone
    "How do I get you a loan?"
  29. Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers: American Girl
    Raised on Prilosec
  30. Paul McCartney: Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey
    "Lid oh lid oh be a gypsy, get around (get around), Get you...
  31. Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze
    'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy.
  32. Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit
    Here we are now in containers
  33. Eagles: Life In The Fast Lane
    Bikes in the fast lane
  34. Smokey Robinson: Second That Emotion
    I suck at that emotion
  35. Bee Gees: More Than A Woman
    Your man's a woman, your man's a woman to me.
  36. Donna Lewis: I Love You Always and Forever
    You've got the most humbling blue eyes I've ever seen You've...
  37. Avril Lavigne: Complicated
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  38. The Five Keys: Ling Ting Tong
    I went to Chinatown 'way back in old Hong Kong To get some E...
  39. Creedence Clearwater Revival: Bad Moon Rising
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  40. Nine Inch Nails: Closer
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  42. Til Tuesday: Voices Carry
    Oh Josh, you went downtown, was it scary?
  43. Elton John: Rocket Man
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  44. Spin Doctors: Little Miss Can't Be Wrong
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  45. Guns N' Roses: Civil War
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  46. Kings Of Leon: Sex on Fire
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  47. Tom Jones: She's A Lady
    "She's got style, she's got grace, she's a wiener.."
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    Wrapped up like a douche
    Another rumour in the night
  49. Kenny Loggins: I'm Alright
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  51. Thompson Twins: Hold Me Now
    Hold Me Now (In Your Loving Arms) Oh, Hold My Heart (My Gold...
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  53. MC Hammer: Can't Touch This
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  54. Bowling for Soup: 1985
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  55. Pearl Jam: Jeremy
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  56. Supremes: You Can't Hurry Love
    Cranberry love, no you just have to wait...
  57. Moody Blues: Question
    To learn as we grow old The secrets of arseholes.
  58. Elvis Costello: New Lace Sleeves
    No more Facebook When are they gonna learn their lesson
  59. Survivor: Eye Of The Tiger
    Starts to spread 'em at night And he's working these moments...
  60. Kansas: Carry On My Wayward Son
    Carry on, you will always remember Carry on, those unequal s...
  61. Ray Jr. Parker: Ghostbusters
    Who ya gonna call? Those bastards!
  62. Cee Lo Green: Forget You
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  63. Spin Doctors: Two Princes
    I ain't got no future or family tree, but I know what a pris...
  64. Toni Basil: Hey Mickey
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  65. Dan Hill: Sometimes When We Touch
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  66. Fifth Dimension: Aquarius
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  67. The Beatles: Eight days a week
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  68. Michael Jackson: Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
    Keep on, with the four strike or Keep on, with the forestr...
  69. Van McCoy: Do the Hustle
    Tuna hotdog!
  70. Faith Hill: Cry
    Can you fry to get up, I will betray you
  71. Elton John: Your Song
    If I was a skeleton, but then again gnome
  72. Vanilla Ice: Ice Ice Baby
    Rollin in my 5.0 With my laptop pills So my hair can blow
  73. Otis Redding: (Sittin' On The) Dock of the Bay
    I'm gonna sit on the doctor's bed Watchin' the time roll awa...
  74. Girls Generation: I Got A Boy
    She's a cat burglar.
  75. Bob Dylan: Blowin' In The Wind
    The ants are my friends,
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  76. Toto: Africa
    I left my brains down in Africa
  77. U2: Mysterious Ways
    Shamu the mysterious whale
  78. Ohio Players: Love Rollercoaster
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  79. Survivor: Eye Of The Tiger
    Starts to spread 'em at night And he's working these moments...
  80. Eddie Money: Two Tickets To Paradise
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  81. Hot Chocolate: I Believe in Miracles
    I Remove Umbilicals
  82. David Bowie: Suffragette City
    This mellow fat chick just put my spine out of place
  83. Billy Joel: Piano Man
    Sing us a song for the yellow man
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    I smell like a Cow, I'm Lost and I'm Found.
  85. Demi Lovato: Heart Attack
    Putting my defences up because I don't want to fart out loud...
  86. Monkees: Pleasant Valley Sunday
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  87. Patty Smyth: Sometimes love just ain't enough
    Do you feel me beside you in your bed? There's a statue wher...
  88. Doobie Brothers: What A Fool Believes
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  89. Ozzy Osbourne: Crazy Train
    Blowing off the wheels of this crazy train
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  91. Traditional: Winter Wonderland
    In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he i...
  92. Green Day: Jaded
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I think we should accept what ever 'good will' is offered us, and return in kind if possible. There is more than enough ugliness already....

Good point. When someone says "Bless you" to me (whether it's for a sneeze or to thank me for something) or "Merry Christmas" or the like, I don't say, "I'm an atheist you jerk!!" I just accept that someone is being nice to me, and appreciate the sentiment (if not the form).

That's become my attitude.

I use gesundheit.

I have never said "bless you" or anything like it. Not even when I was religious because it seemed like a stupid thing to need to be blessed for. I usually ignore it but I will say "thank you" if someone says it to me just because I don't like having to explain my somewhat rude behavior.

"It was good of you to sneeze without farting."

More seriously, when I say anything at all it's usually "Gesundheit!" This means "health" in German. Which is a strange thing to say, if you stop to consider it's just a noun, not a complete sentence.

I guess it's a shorthand wish for someone with the sniffles to be healthy again. I'd rather extend tidings of health than spiritual blessings, since health is actually tangible.

I'm pretty sure that sneeze responses were invented just to get over the awkward moment after the sneeze.  I wish they had invented a phrase to say after someone farted...maybe, 'out with the old, eh'

I might have to start saying that.


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