Hi everyone,
I have always thought about putting a slogan or quote on my front door to try and ward off the door to door Christians. Just wondering if anyone has any good ones that will make atheists laugh but religious people slightly offended or uncomfortable?
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Permalink Reply by Danielle Van Eeckaute on July 14, 2011 at 5:02pm How about :
We do not have any imaginary friends here, so do not even bother
Permalink Reply by Sharyn Lesher on July 14, 2011 at 7:16pm I have a button of this...
"SECULAR ATHEIST-NO GOD REQUIRED"
Permalink Reply by James on July 14, 2011 at 9:34pm
Permalink Reply by matt.clerke on July 14, 2011 at 10:15pm No I am looking to make a blanket statement to all.... In my town we typically get JWs and Mormons. occasionally there is some other wacky religion handing out flyers on the train or something too.
JW's won't even knock at your door if they think you are a blood donor? why? (crazy religious dogma obviously but can someone be more specific?)
Permalink Reply by Rick on July 14, 2011 at 11:03pm “All who knock deny the holy spirit”
P.s. The doorbell doesn’t work
Permalink Reply by Nate on August 1, 2011 at 10:26am lmao! And if they knock/ring, open the door, give them a hug and welcome them to "Club Damned" >=D
Permalink Reply by James on July 14, 2011 at 11:11pm
Permalink Reply by matt.clerke on July 15, 2011 at 12:36am
Permalink Reply by Steve on July 17, 2011 at 10:40am
Permalink Reply by Hany on July 15, 2011 at 12:54am If you believe in the bible, then you disbelieve the bible for contradicting your beliefs.
Jesus died on the cross for me? what were his last words?
How come God never mentioned hell until a hebrew carpenter claimed to have seen it? is it because he realized he had already created hell on earth and could keep that as an 'ace up his sleeve' in case we ever, as a species, advanced beyond this, or did he simply not think of it until he needed somewhere to put all the people who denied responsibility for killing his little boy?
Permalink Reply by Bruce Williams on July 19, 2011 at 10:32pm Jesus never said "Slavery is Wrong!"
Mankind said "Slavery is Wrong!"
Who do you think is moral?
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