I have always thought about putting a slogan or quote on my front door to try and ward off the door to door Christians. Just wondering if anyone has any good ones that will make atheists laugh but religious people slightly offended or uncomfortable?
My toilet paper has Bible verses
A life without God is like a fish without a bicycle.
Not what I was looking for but brilliant nonetheless.
Warning: Beware of Atheist Dog.
@ Rodney - LMAO!
Get baptised roman catholic
Get holy water(or any water)
"I'm armed and ready to baptise"
Doesn't work against catholics though.
I love this one:
If you live with a roommate, pretend you are gay couple when you open the door. That should be fun
This one is going on my door :)
How about :
We do not have any imaginary friends here, so do not even bother