Atheistis slogans to ward off door to door christians.

Hi everyone,

    I have always thought about putting a slogan or quote on my front door to try and ward off the door to door Christians. Just wondering if anyone has any good ones that will make atheists laugh but religious people slightly offended or uncomfortable?

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Devil's Lair


My toilet paper has Bible verses


A thorough reading and understanding of the Bible is the surest path to atheism


Praise the Lord, it is a miracle, a boy survives the earth-quake. 10,000 killed.

Faith means not wanting to know what is true. - Friedrich Nietzsche


A life without God is like a fish without a bicycle.


Me… a skeptic? I trust you have proof.

A life without God is like a fish without a bicycle.

Not what I was looking for but brilliant nonetheless.

Warning: Beware of Atheist Dog.


@ Rodney - LMAO!

Get baptised roman catholic

Get holy water(or any water)

"I'm armed and ready to baptise"


Doesn't work against catholics though.

"If you believe god lives here... just keep on knocking until he personally opens the door for you"
Funny but I love love love to talk to the sheep that show up at my door. It's great fun and good practice!

I love this one:


If you live with a roommate, pretend you are gay couple when you open the door. That should be fun
That ones quite good....should make me laugh and make religious people squirm a bit.
How about "God is imaginary"

How about :

We do not have any imaginary friends here, so do not even bother



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