Atheist slogans to ward off door to door christians.

Hi everyone,

    I have always thought about putting a slogan or quote on my front door to try and ward off the door to door Christians. Just wondering if anyone has any good ones that will make atheists laugh but religious people slightly offended or uncomfortable?

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'God loves fags'?
God hates figs.
God? I hate figs too.

 

  1. "Thanks for stopping by but I am not interested"
  2. "My people killed your Christ. Knock on my door...I dare you"
  3. "I am standing on a bible right now so I can peer out the peephole and watch you read this sign"
  4. "I would answer the door but my palms are bleeding...must be the nail holes"

I like that a lot

This is in the window of my front door:

 

Awe.. that's so cute!

 

welcome to this site.. BTW

Satanic symbolism scares most people :)

Perhaps put a large 616 on the front door.

 

Good one lol - That would make them very uncomfortable...

A Jesus on the cross door knocker with the spear to the ribs as the actual knocker?

Ha ha, funny thread. My sign would say "Beware of Demons" lol.

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