Atheist Caroling #1 - Inject Comic relief into the Christmas Wars! ^_^

Okay... who else is irritated by Christmas yet? I certainly am! I don't loathe christmas... just the overblown crap...

 

So... I will post several.. ahem! "Perfected" Christmas Carols... for you to enjoy, and laugh your head of... and hopefully use as drinking songs when you invite a bunch of heathens over for christmas drunkenness! Hee! Hee! ^_^

 

Here's the First two:

 

First..

Deck The Halls

Deck the Halls with Pagan Trinkets!
Fa La La La La La La La La!
Pretend that these belong to Jesus!
Fa La La La La La La La La!
Start the season in October!
Fa La La La La La La La La!
Wake me up this is over.
Fa La La La La La La La La!


 

 

 

O Holy Night!
The House is now Empty!
All the Christians went to Church!
Long waited I…
In sin and happy for it.
‘Till they left
And I could get drunk on the eggnog!
A thrill of booze!
And free of stupid carols!
And a happy drunk,
I forgot this holiday!
Fall on the couch!
And watch reruns of Star Trek!
Oh Night! Divine!
Oh Night! When myth was born!
Oh Night! Oh Holy Crap!!
I spilled my booze!

Tags: atheist, carols, christmas, funny, humor, irreverent, xmas

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Will do! Thanks!

Too funny!

LOL. that was good!

Sounds like my kind of Christmas - including the spilling part!

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