Atheismisms
Now that I'm an atheist, I need some new vocabulary. "Oh my God!", "Good Lord!", Jesus Christ!", and "God damn it" all have to go. What can I replace these God-isms with except for Atheism-isms - but which ones? What else to say instead? There ought to be a hand-book or something... let's make one. And let's have fun (I hope) doing it.
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Permalink Reply by Matt Coulthurst on -
Ten Thousand Thundering Typhoons!
Billions of Blue Blistering Barnacles!
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Permalink Reply by Justine Robinson on -
Tintin!
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Permalink Reply by Jason on -
I don't see why they have to go. Please don't take "jesus christ monkey balls" away from me.
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Permalink Reply by Garrison on -
lol - that is the first time I've heard that one. Cracked me up almost as much as when I heard Penn (on Bullshit!) say, "Jesus Christ on a stick!"
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Permalink Reply by Jordan Leigh on -
I've been replacing "Oh my God" and "Thank God" with "oh my goodness" and "thank goodness", personally.
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Permalink Reply by Mike Vaughan on -
I frequently say "Jumping Jesus On A Pogo Stick"
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Permalink Reply by Jon Heim on -
You said that they did not want to mention anything out of the Bible, but Jehoshaphat was a person in the old testament.....though it was not spelled the same.
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Permalink Reply by Perthy on -
- Beards and bedsteads!
- Horns and halibuts!
- Bulbs and bolsters!
- Whistles and whirligigs!
- Soup and celery!
- Thimbles and thunderstorms!
- Lobsters and lollipops!
- Giants and junipers!
- Tubs and tortoiseshells!
- Bottles and battledores!
- Bilge and beanstocks!
- Cobbles and kettledrums!
- Wraiths and wreckage!
- Weights and watterbottles!
- Crows and crockery!
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Permalink Reply by Perthy on
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Here is a good list of other 'fictional' expletives. Some of them are pretty falunking great.
http://www.exampleproblems.com/wiki/index.php/List_of_fictional_exp...
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Permalink Reply by Unindoctrinated on -
That link leads to a page with nothing on it.
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