Hi all – I am new here and would just like to introduce myself. I am an Atheist and recently I converted to farming so now I am a farmer Atheist. I am an ex-xtian and once used to get great pleasure from animal husbandry. One day while tending to my fronkeys I accidently ate some of the same fungus the herd seemed to enjoy so much. Then one of the fronkeys named Nurse Ratchet pointed me towards the scarecrow that dwelt in the next field. What happened next was amazing!! The scarecrow told me to look under the bushel in the corner of the field. There I found a special book. I removed a powerful crystal from the scarecrows tattered clothing and using it I was able to read its sacred words.

It was revealed to me that I must at once sell all my fronkeys and invested the money in some magic beans which are only sold at the magic bean store. I scattered them across the field and as promised on the label 3 days later there had arisen some “bright shoots of everlastingness.” If I allowed some of these plants to “see the light” I would be better able to understand “even to the point of seeing the face of God”. I then set about tending to my crop with great diligence. After 40 days and 40 nights the scarecrow reappeared in a dream and he did speak unto me “It is now time for thee to prepare for the rapture so thou can be truly saved”. So I gathered in my crop and waited patiently for the scarecrow to return, all the while wondering what had become of the fronkeys. Finally one glorious afternoon as I was waking up he arrived and with a triumphant shout uttered the special words “Is thou ready to be saved?” I gave my positive affirmation to the request. I got saved that night. Since then words like “Group Polarization” or “Confirmation Bias” having no meaning in my life. What is important to me is the rapture I feel in my heart when I get saved. I now get saved as often as possible.

So if any of you ordinary Atheists have any questions please feel free to ask me, especially ones about chocolate biscuits. I will do my best to answer them in no particular order.

 

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lol, just checking ;D
I am very compelled by Nurse Ratchet but you should know that R.P. McMurphy only follows instructions from Nurse Ratched so I know this has to be bunk.

That's only becasue he is afraid of where she will put his tablets if he does not take them. Of course I can provide Evidence for such a statement.

"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it." :-)

 

 

 

[LIKE] - if you would have thrown in a Cool Hand Luke reference I would have joined your church in a heartbeat, but unfortunately what we have here is failure to communicate.
Ok, pickin' up the hard boiled eggs here boss. Sing along
I love that song and I want a plastic Jesus on my dashboard. Absolution for $2,99 at walmart - roll back prices on eternal salvation, yay!
it has to be true he has a photo & if the scarecrow talked to him he must be a prophet!

Logic demands you are right. That photo looks awfully real. This increases the probability that it in fact is real, just as if it looked fake that would have increased the probability that it in fact is fake. I must admit that I cannot be sure, but at least I can be sure that the authenticity of the photo is confirmed by the scarecrow speaking. Namely in Craigian probability theory: P(F|E&B) > P(F|B) ,the evidence in the equation here being the talking scarecrow.

Or transsyllogized in true theosophic fashion:

P1. If Nurse Ratchet wouldn't exist the scarecrow would be silent.

P2. The scarecrow did talk.

C . Therefore Nurse Ratchet exists.

Wow, glad to know that! :)

What a coincidence I graduated from the faculty of agriculture!


I studied the basics of agriculture" Extension,Animal Production,,etc.."

..but I specialized in nutrition.

I could never be a farmer because it's too much work.
Of course I could always ask the big mute indian to help me find the scarecrow by offering more magical chewing gum. Don't ask him to help you with the plumbing though, he will just rip out the sink.
Juicy Fruit.

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