"Thank you sir for your laptop! Quite generous of you!"
"Of course I'll take your car!"
More likely than anyone decending from heaven, Christians will be waiting for a natural disaster or a bombing or some other scientifically explainable occurance that they can say is the START of the Rapture. As I heard it explained from one christian to another, it will begin this May and there will be a year and a half of religious war, before the End of the World. So, if God doesn't intiate the end with Christ descending from the sky, never fear. .... there are enough religious wackos in this world who are ready to set it in motion "in his name."