When I was young, my grandmother explained to me that since the moment Jesus died on the cross, anyone who didn't worship him would go to hell. Apparently there was a loophole for people who lived before Jesus, but that's another part of the mythology altogether. Anyway, I asked her what happened to people who lived after Jesus but who had never heard of him. She got pretty upset and said, "Everybody had heard of him by the time he died!"
Here came one of my earliest conundrums. I asked her about the Indians (as in North American Aborigines) because they didn't even know about Jerusalem and stuff until the white people came here. She got incredibly upset and the whole situation got ugly. What I didn't know then was that she was, in point of fact, Indian. LOL
After The Rapture Pet Care was started to take care of the pets of raptured christians.
Fear, ye siners, and bough beefor the word of the profits!!!