Having a party with a big banner that says "Today's news: Jebus didn't come back! Halleluyah!"
Florida Atheists and Secular Humanists is having a rapture party on May 21st.
We'll be at the Tiki Bar at the Lauderdale Beachside Hotel (Lauderdale by the Sea Florida)
A recommended donation of $5 will include a free "kool aid" (rum punch) and 50% of all proceeds will be donated to the Dawkins Foundation's "Non-believers giving aid".
I think it will rain May 21st (note: this will be true somewhere).
May 22nd I'll probably be working and/or rehearsing my new stage show.
[begin meta discussion]
Dara - Do you think that it's "cute" to write like an eight year old? I would pay more attention to what you wrote if you learned to spell, punctuate, and use correct grammar. You said, "I fill that if people are going to lie it will only make us christians look stupid." Your message makes Christians look stupid.
Would Jesus uses words like "SHIT" and "fuckin" ?
[end meta discussion]
You know, in a text-based medium, your writing is the only impression we have of you. Bad writing in a text forum is like walking down the street wearing soiled track pants and a mustard-stained tank top, with your hair all matted and wild! You just look like a raving lunatic and people will avoid you.
Choose your words (and your spelling) the way you would choose your outfit if you were preaching door-to-door. When someone shows up at my door to talk about Jesus, I'm more likely to chat with them if they don't look and sound like a crazy person. Otherwise I'd rather get them off my porch as fast as possible. You look and sound like the crazy person. But all I have to base that on is your words.
A few strong arguments wouldn't hurt either. Some proof of your assertions, some evidence, that would really strengthen your case