We all try to be tolerant atheists but there are times we need a laugh, even if it is at the expense of theists. Tell us your jokes or show us your pictures about theists.

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I have this up somewhere else. I love this one.
Awesome- so true
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OK... I know the "WWJD" jokes are overused... but I have a bunch of them.... heh... heh...

WWJD - We Won. Jesus Died. - Okay, this one's horrible... lol

WWJD - What Would Jesus Drink? - Whisky? Beer? Burben? Vodka? Margarita?

WWJD - Who Would Jesus Date?

WWJD - What Would Jesus Drive? - Porche? BMW? or Lambergini?

WWJD - Who Wants Jelly Doughnuts?
My favorite Blasphemy Slogans from http://freethoughtpedia.org/
It's under "Atheist Bumper Stickers" in "Humor"

- Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.
- Honk if your religious beliefs make you an asshole.
- "Worship me or I will torture you forever! Have a nice day!" - God
- If Jesus is inside me, I hope he likes fajitas ’cause that’s what he’s getting!
- If There is No God, Then What Makes the Next Kleenex Pop Up?
- Cheeses Is Lard. Argue With THAT If You Can.
- Cheeses Dried Foyer Shins. Praise the Lard.
- Jesus is Coming? Don't Swallow That.
- GOD - APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!
- God + Whacky Tobacky = Platypus
- When the Rapture Comes, We'll Get Our Country Back!
- Creationism: Holy Shit!
- I Love Christians. They Taste Like Chicken. - Okay... this one's just random... and kinda creepy. Ewww...
- "Intelligent Design" Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987
- I Found God Between The Sheets
- I Gave Up Superstitious Mumbo Jumbo For Lent
- My Flying Monkey Can Beat Up Your Guardian Angel
- I Forget - Which Day Did God Make All The Fossils?

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